Ryanair goes bust!!!!!!!
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Ryanair goes bust!!!!!!!
Ryanair is (re)vamping its fleet by giving its angel-harp tail fin logo larger breasts, according to The Sun newspaper.
The red-top quotes a Ryanair spokesman: ‘We decided to give our customers a more uplifting experience. We think she is more aerodynamic.’
One wag queried whether this meant an end to Ryanair’s no-thrills model, while another wondered whether Jordan would now be added to its schedule. Ryanair already flies to Brest.
The red-top quotes a Ryanair spokesman: ‘We decided to give our customers a more uplifting experience. We think she is more aerodynamic.’
One wag queried whether this meant an end to Ryanair’s no-thrills model, while another wondered whether Jordan would now be added to its schedule. Ryanair already flies to Brest.