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blablabla 21st Aug 2012 12:33

I have never read so much dog excrement in my life as this.
 
Pandemonium In Benin As Arik Airline Failed To Land | Leadership Newspapers

The aircraft "HOVERED" for several hours..then a paragraph later it magically "HOVERED FOR ONLY 25 MINS"

"PASSANGERS ESCAPED DEATH"

Flight flew to Benin Weather not suitable enough Vis wise for Non-Precision approach held not "HOVERED" for 25 mins waiting improvement..no change so flew back to Origin airport LOS...complete non-event.

Absolutely unreal slanderous rubbish.Disgusting and disgraceful practise

The Vicar of Bray 21st Aug 2012 13:24

I suspect that a primary school student wrote this as an essay assignment for homework. :D.. What utter rubbish.

Tableview 21st Aug 2012 14:16

I think you are insulting the intelligence of the average primary school child.

Foxcotte 21st Aug 2012 19:20

Its standard journalistic practice in this neck of the wood - to exaggerate, use key words, and standard phrases.

In every crash report I have ever read locally - whether aviation or road - is the same. People always "escape death narrowly" - never do they survive by a huge margin. Planes/cars etc always "go out of control" - it is never the pilot/driver who loses control of the vehicle. In air crashes passengers are "always witnessed throwing identification/valuables out of the plane before it hits the earth - even though its pressurised. Planes deliberately hit high ground - its never the pilot doing a CFIT. It is ALWAYS a failure of an international manufacturer that causes the accident - never poor airmanship, inept training, incompetance, lack of awareness, old aircraft/equipment or general uselessness. Every crash is due to engine failure too - or as one pilot put it "he had too much air in the fuel system".:ugh::confused: Gear up landings are always due to faulty gear - never a pilot forgetting to put the gear down in the first place.

And so on. Crass reporting is only the start of the fiasco. Watch for the key phrases and read between the lines - you might just get a clearer picture.

propcowboy 21st Aug 2012 23:24

Everyday I'm hovering...

Tableview 21st Aug 2012 23:27

I was hovering my carpets with the Hovercraft the other day.

Rotorhead1026 22nd Aug 2012 01:13

I just wonder where the collective is installed. Do they use narrower seats? :)

TWT 22nd Aug 2012 04:18

Not to mention the fictional Arik A380 in the picture !


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