Antonov antics - title required
 

What with all the Antonov's carving holes in the earth, here's a light-hearted pic of one of these trusty workhorses going about it's business - captions on a post-card please - we're looking for the best line. Prize is a year's free subscription to this forum.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...12Accident.jpg

4HP

Run Themba, RUN !!!

Comrad Captain, Are you sure this is the correct road??

I told u di bwanna get angry we steal di food parcels...

Was betta when they drop di sacks on di heads :)

Ignore them. These stupid Mzungus always stop in time....

Eishh, those hard hats we got at the mine would've come in handy now!!

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What should I do Igor? Slow down?

Nastarovia Comrade ... Prost first officer .. :E

African Cannibals try new methods to get their chopped liver

After looking at the picture a bit, how about...............

OK A55hole5 , So you want to Carjack this??

It pays to be fleet of foot if you are slow of mind!

Eishh, So this is what the new taxy's look like.

"...Bongani Airlines is pleased to announce the arrival of Flight 24 from...."

"Hey, Vladimir, I hope you knew what you were doing when you decided to switch the insurance across to Shag Reinsurance Corporation.....!'

Captain this reminds me of Uitenhage airfield, except they are running this time!:}

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Africa, your gateway to adventure, where anything is possible....

Comrade Captain,

We should get no complaints from previously disadvantaged persons about lack of Affirmative Action at this bus stop.

Prospector

(TV News Reporter) "The aircraft selected by Dennis Jankelow & Associates for the 2006 Reach for a Dream Aircraft Raffle arrived in the country last weekend amid much excitement....."

" the mob decided that food distribution was going to be a little tricky this year "

BUSINESS AS USUAL