"Eish ... did tha piloot say push or pull?"

Or

"No wonder the ticket was so cheap, they only slow down, not stop to board!"

One for Seaman Staines

"Captain get the guy with the briefcase cause Luke Butler's deportation papers are in it" :ok:

Looks more like a pair of legs in the briefcase - previous passenger that wasn't fast enough maybe?

Anyway

"Prospective African 2008 Olympiads in elimination training trials for 1500M sprint event"

To stay on schedule, the last thing we can avoid on this stop is "missing passengers"!

How about...
 

Full Power Boris, concentrate, they are getting away!

Told you it was an antonov and not an illusion...

Eishh baas follow me, i got a schweet paking for you, shup shup.

Can i watch your plane???

As a late arrival to the viewing terrace, is the original image available anywhere?

With the last follow-me car having been scrapped two years ago, and unemployment on the rise, there was an increasingly fierce competition between the boys of who would be able to earn some cash by escorting the arriving aircraft to their parking positions.

"Green Leader" really enjoyed his ex-air force job as a freight dog.:E

The "non -stop" service on Aeroflot although risky when boarding was non the less popular with the locals.

Vander Merwe Airlines taxies for take-off

or

You're right, this is much more fun than those K-Cars ever were!

"That one there Anotoly! He's the bastard who zapped my briefcase this morning!"

It's from the movie called Lord of War with Nicholas Cage which is being made. It is based on the life and tribulations of Victor Bout, who some say is the world's biggest guns runner.

Not one of ours by the way!! :E

VEEPS :ok:

You sure we'll still make Happy Hour, Sergei?

WE HAVE A WINNER, BEST ONE I'VE SEEN SO FAR JT8D-15 :ok: :ok: :E :E :

Sorry guys, -15's caption was out of line & was obviously culturally offensive and has been binned. It was bound to happen. Carry on please; in general your ideas are great. 4HP

So easy to tell the people with a chip on their shoulder and a bad attitude to Africa... all the eesh comments and the like are in poor taste.

Mr Z

I agree totally.

You can easily see the ones that don't like the Russian as well. All those anti russian comments just break my hart.............sniff!

Hey Rasputin,get rid off these guerillas, chop-chop!!

Early morning flight from Johannesburg, flight SAA xxx arrives FACT, circa 2015.