Cape Town PPRuNe Bash ???

[B Sousa]

Missed another one. Also stuck up North. It seems I have to take the Air Law exam for my License validation.........Oh well. Just means Im going to start a thread on a bash somewhere near Pretoria.

[Rhodie]

Will join you at the local bash, Bert...

I'll bring the Castles!!

When you coming for a wing-over at the dam..?

[Gunship]

Anybody needs a sober lift from / back to the Helderberg please contact me.

I have 2 places available and have a sober driver back. Phone me on 083 33 88 33 8

Time when we get back ... mhhh not gauranteed

Please can the Transvaal PPRUNERS post us their location photo's for their bash

Here is ours ... for the record ..

Uhmm wonder WHO is behind those controls




View from the party area at WIN Helicopters



View where the beauty sleeps at night at Helibase ... (I never saw a spot of dust flying when we landed next to the N2) ... oeps no politics - sowwyyy ...

So you oke's later .. PS: Bring a crate each .. Fancois has B I E G plans

[Gunship]

First man down

Trust GOFFEL to be first at the party (yesterday) and first down ... eischh Goffel

[Goffel]

Ay Guns.
I see you at least had the decency to take the photo before you stole my shoes to pawn for that vulgar Tassies that you consume.

Thanks to you for just leaving me on the sidewalk and pawning my tackies I got arrested for dronk op straat and being in public without shoes.

Please send someone to bail me out of the tronk.

By the way,I have the Rolex that you asked for.

[francois marais]

Guns & I have just been to Cape Town International airport, and GOFFEL has been positively identified(from the photo) as Melvin Fortein.

Melvin is an aircraft refueller at the airport, and regularly refuels helicopters, private jets & airplanes. From there his intimate knowledge of what goes on where. Goffel, jou bliksem! You fooled us all.

Put it to bed guys, GOFFEL is not a pilot, and he knows nothing about flying, other than taking off the fuel cap, refuelling and refitting the cap

[Cardinal Puff]

Bakela, Bert, Rhodie

I'm in! How about Eastwood Tavern in Pretoria? There's always Dad's Place in Menlo Park but as it's a jazz club I reckon we'd have to scare off the trendoids before we can get adequately ratted.

Any more ideas?

How about Field and Stream in Sandton next weekend? I believe there's some kind of craft show and a beer tent......

[Gunship]

Ja Goffel jou bl!ks!m ! Give me my watch back. It is Silver or Gold and says ROLEX on the face and has a real leather strap or a steel / gold one.

Francois, so now wonder he had a meeting on the night of the bash ... he was the one setting of my car alarm

Or was it someone that thought there was still another 5L tassies left.

Cardinal Puff, please delete your post - the GP moffies are on another thread.

Unless Francois MUST organise the party for you oke's ..

[Goffel]

FOR SALE.

1 Gold Genuine Rolex watch:Worn by helicopter driver.(Sorry not the watch'es fault). $10.00 cash.(must be $1.oo bils).

5 lt Tassies wyn: Not opened.(Previous owner converted to religion):$2.00 CASH.

1 Huey Fuel capPetrol attendent was given BROWN EYE by Francois Marias from Huey helicopter):$50.00 CASH,Only $100 bills accepted

1 set of photos taken at pprune party bash of hooligans and idiots.(mostly chopper jocks).These were hijacked at photo shop.
Sold to the highest bidder,befor they are sent to various wives.

All other articles are genuine stolen articles and can be varified by the previous owners as genuine'ly stolen.

Set of hub caps can be arranged as wallet that was picked up (???) (no money in it now) has address of a certain drunken Gunship in it.

Any other orders can be accommadated.
Any fuel cap can also be arranged.(Plus tyres).

Ja v?k julle ook.

[Deanw]

Hey Goffel!

About that genuine gold watch you sold me for $500. When I moved the minute hand, it said ROLUX

PS: Should the 18k gold be flaking off like that?

PPS: You're right, the bargain did look better in the dark alley

[Cardinal Puff]

Ag nee, Guns...

Think I'll just leave the post there to wind you up. At least we have all the good rugby teams up here as well as the biltong, best looking women, best beer, ....... need I go on?

Have to get down to Slaapstad at some point to see if your mountain still exists or have the Vaalies already taken home too many souvenirs .

[Goffel]

Deanw.

So sorry Bru.

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that Gunzz was such a cheap-skate wearing a fake gold Rolux watch.
I mean,there is honour amongst thieves.
It was dark when I borrowed his watch.

I even checked out the hub-caps now and wallah. Plastic.

Can you imagine my dismay.AND he calls himself a chopper jock.

The $$$ bills in the wallet were even hand made.(That's when I realised that he was a chopper jock).

But it's ok.
A mate of mine,also a bergie,works at the photo shop and he hijacked a couple of the photo's from the other night.

This is big bucks day or their wives are going to kill them.
I mean,to have those photo's distibuted in their places of abode.
Skaadelik.Embarrassment of note.
Even my bergie friend/partner was embarrassed.

The best was of Francois Marais giving the brown eye out the Huey.He forgot the toilet paper was still stuck there.

Well it's time for my scooter lessons.(Wanna buy one).

PS:A Rolex is being sourced.I believe Bert wears the real-deal.So.