Funniest job advert

[perceval]

Here's an excerpt from a job advert I saw today . I withheld all references but I thought you might enjoy the read , especially the bit about work ethics .
Typo or bare honesty ??

Captains and First Officers
ERJ 135/145
Contract
Nairobi, Africa

Due to a continued relationship with Line Up Aviation, our client based in Africa is looking to recruit 2 Captains and 2 First Officers for an ongoing contract at this time.

Requirements:

Minimum 500 hours flying time
Hold a current FAA/EASA/JAA Licence
Flexible work ethic

based in Sudan or Congo

[gear up job]

Actually the recruiter checks out. So might be a possibility it's a real job!

[fastfly]

Work Ethic

I’m honest...but not fanatical...

[digitalsoul]

Ehehe posted today actually on latestpilotjobs.com

[Agaricus bisporus]

Typo or bare honesty ??

Neither.

It's barely honesty.

[Solid Rust Twotter]

Would the successful candidate be expected to overstep the law and the boundaries of common sense? When it all turns to **** and the authorities pull your license (or lock you up), will those who expected you to risk your livelihood for their benefit be nothing more than a small cloud of dust and a fading doppler howl disappearing into the distance, or will they stand by you in court while you try to defend your actions?

[screwballburling]

High School Diploma/Equivalent, to fly a pipercub

See the academic cancer has hit light aircraft now.

Well that would count me out. I left school at 15, with nothing and I flew heavy jets. Hold both JAA ATPL and FAA ATP. Maybe I should hand them in.

To me that is funny.


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Tow Pilots Doss Aviation US





Doss Aviation is currently looking for Tow Pilots to performs glider/sailplane towing operations at the U.S. Air Force Academy (KAFF) Airfield. These operations include area tows, pattern tows, wave tows, and high altitude (12,500’) tows on USAF owned and operated gliders. Other duties will include conducting pre-flights, minor preventive maintenance (oil changes), positioning of aircraft in hangars, assisting in fueling operations when requested and assisting other pilots in rope set up when requested. On occasion Doss Tow pilots are deployed to neighboring states to support USAF training and competitions. Must work well with others and have excellent communication skills.
Job Location:
USAF Academy, CO


Minimum requirements:

• High School Diploma/Equivalent
• 3 - 5 Years experience
• 500 hours as pilot-in-command
• 50 total hours as pilot-in-command of light, tail wheel aircraft, including 10 hours as pilot-in-command, during the past year, of PA-18 aircraft.
• Tow endorsements (preferably current) noted in logbook per FAA Part 61.
• Computer Skills
• Valid Driver's License
• Current FAA Class II medical, Commercial pilot: airplane, single engine land
• Drug Test is required
• Background Check is required
• Must hold a current FAA Class II medical certificate.