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Old 28th Jan 2010, 13:20
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Pirate

Amen to that! 1 time all the way, and the hosties are kinda cute too (some of them)

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Yup, Kulula shouldn't have times on the website to book by.

They should just have : Tuesday (perhaps), or This Weekend (we hope).
Reminds me of Rhodesia Railways. In the front of the printed timetables there was an 'advice to passengers'. The times stated in this publication are an indication as to the time before which trains will not depart, and are not necessarily indicative of the time at which any train or service will depart.

Now I don't think they even print timetables, in fact I doubt if the trains are even expected to operate.
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Old 28th Jan 2010, 20:32
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look real closely at what is says under "loo" ...
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Old 29th Jan 2010, 08:08
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Nice one Senior. When I opened this thread, I tried to post the pics I had been sent. Didn't know how so called in our IT boffins. They said, after much clicking and clucking, that the website did not permit the posting of pictures. How did you get it right?
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Old 30th Jan 2010, 14:39
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Right-click on the pic in (say) Jetphotos and use the full title of the object - the one that ends in .jpg!

Ed: Select properties, of course. The pic above your post yields:

http://images3.jetphotos.net/img/1/0...1264117620.jpg
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Old 30th Jan 2010, 15:58
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yeller, thanks for that will try it next time.
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Old 3rd Feb 2010, 06:16
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And you may not like to know what they're dropping to do these shorter turnarounds
It can't be refueling, so it has to be ............. cleaning?
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Global warming

Looking at the background of the picture above it would appear South Africa is experiencing global cooling.

Those "green" jets are really efficient!
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Old 4th Feb 2010, 12:01
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I.R Pirate....NOW YOU TALKING..
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Old 9th Feb 2010, 11:51
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Has anyone done a Dutch translation of that registration...?
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Old 11th Feb 2010, 12:24
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The kulula livery has made the pages of a ther UK's largest selling tabloid The Sun. You can't buy advertising like this. Check it out at:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... z0fDzCO83p
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Old 14th Mar 2010, 08:15
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Kulula cabin crew are clearly keeping their inflight humour fresh.


On a recent flight from Cape Town, the safety instructions included this gem: "In the unlikely event of Bafana Bafana winning the World Cup or the cabin being depressurised, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling."
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The safety card also has a few gems on it.

My favorite was printed at the bottom saying something along the lines of

"This card makes an excellent fanning device and should therefore be left in the plane so that others may use it"
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