OK judging time
3rd is Buster with
....You're not a very good Field Marshaller are you?
2nd is Nutloose with
"Rumour has it the crew ran out of fuel for the Galley oven, so had to improvise"
1st is Danny with
"Better smarten the place up a bit - David Attenborough and a BBC camera crew are on the way !"
CST is yours for Xmas Danny.