Thought I would revive this little forum
I was told this joke many moons ago, made me laugh at the time. Colonel Farquhar has a Batman called Wibble. It is Wibble this and Wibble that all day long. 'Tea Wibble'. 'My boots Wibble'. 'My pressed uniform Wibble'. One day the Colonel tells Wibble to run him a bath and to make it very soapy. The Colonel is relaxing in the bath and has the urge to pass wind and does so, somewhat loudly, bubbles popping all over. Five minutes later Wibble appears and says, 'Here is your water bottle sir!'. The old boy is somewhat miffed and says , 'I didn't order a water bottle Wibble!'. Wibble replies, yes you did sir, 'I distinctly heard you say, WHATABOUTAWATERBOTTLEWIBBLE......