Originally Posted by
langleybaston 
Some time in the afternoon as we contemplated another snow outing, a heavily clothed figure appeared outside and took a swift kick at the phallus. The kicker fell over and then hopped around in agony, then limped slowly away.
You owe me one keyboard. Priceless!
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Langley, being Xmas I am slightly short of funds, I do how ever have a slightly used one somewhere if needed
Thats not an admission I would make, being in possession of a slighty used phallus.