As a time-served PPL, I'm looking for:
- Immediate clearance into the zone
- Direct routing, No 1 for a straight-in approach
- Ability to use any runway I please with no conflicting circuit traffic / movements
- A parking slot next to the terminal entrance
- A coffee and Jammie Dodger waiting for me on arrival
- Zero landing fees
- Priority start / taxi clearances
- Immediate departure and clearance through the zone
- All delivered by a gorgeous leggy blonde with a sexy voice and great sense of humour
Don't all fields have this??!!