You simply cannot allude to what is possibly
SOP .. all and any such (alleged) antics were always had by someone else or another crew on some other overnight and one can only report those bits of the story which were related at the bar sometime after by someone who heard the story from someone else. Of course all such revelations are hugely imaginative and subject to all sorts of nudging and winking ... none of them could possibly have been actual, real events ....
If the truth be known, they probably were in attendance at the local Salvation Army band rehearsals ..
(Otherwise we would all be in strife of the deepest do do variety).
Then again, as we get older, we probably do have a tendency to rock away gently in the rocking chair .. the faintest smile very occasionally turning up the corners of the mouth in fond reflection ...