ConnedRod, Yr Right, Band, Bend or whatever pseudonym you are going under today, I am sure you are a good LAME and I am sure you can comply with CASA and keep the NCN's to a minimum. I am sure CASA has a bit of respect for you. In short I am sure you know heaps .... look, I would even let you work on my aeroplane if you promised to stay away from your phone.
But a lawyer you aint!