So we are into put-downs are we?.
Here is one that stung.
Met Office College Shinfield Park c. 1977, LB is an instructor in his 30s. The instructors often combatted the studes in various games, such as cricket and football in season, table tennis and bar billiards and snooker.
LB, having lost a decent lead at the table was taken aback by the brilliant potting of a gorgeous young lady in a tight-fitting white cat suit.
"Signs of a mis-spent youth" quoth he.
She looked me carefully up and down.
"I'm still mis-spending mine, and not with you!".