k3k3 (#500) and DODGYOLDFART (#501),
Cannot remember where (on Pilots Brevet), but a long time ago, I told a sad tale of a chap in a hospital ward with me, who was "circumscribed" prior to committing matrimony, as things were a bit tight, so to speak, in that department.
Next weekend, his parents came to visit with his fiancée: the sight of her inflamed his ardour to such an extent that he bust his stiches. He did howl ! It was tactfully suggested that she should stay away until the (next lot) of stiches were out.
Just thought I'd mention it. Danny.