This is what you are getting into, be prepared.
Well if you don't like it, you can just **** Off, and when you've finished ******* Off, **** Off some more!
As we enter the third week I find Mr. Tickell’s attention seeking tent based twattery even more annoying than weeks one and two
"Who was it that did your media training, Myra Hindley? It's terrible! All these hands all over the place. You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra. It was like watching John Leslie at work."
"Terri, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act."
What the **** is this? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, ****?
"The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him."
"No, he's useless. He's absolutely useless. He's as useless as a marzipan dildo."