Surely in your case Buster you mean Pater......
Ok, without a fanfare and all of that, the winners of the coverted Coffman Starter trophy for a brief period of time are ...............
1st place is C52 with the classic
"The chap in fancy dress is 'ere to guard 'Er Majesty. I'm guarding 'im. You're guarding me, and that noise you just 'eard above was the Royal Air Force guarding you."
2nd place again falls to C52 with
"That's right, boys. I am as old as you two together, as heavy as you two together, and I can run faster than either of you carrying the other."
and finally a worthy
3rd place and equally tied, Big pistons, Javboy and MP11 with
From the Police Officer
Oh thank god you made it, I look like this because I am desperate for a huge ***** !
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If your looking for a bit of action boys get yourselves up to Clapham Common at twilight.
and
"I'd keep an eye on that bloke behind you, Constable ... those ISIS scum like using swords."
And with that I hand the reins over to C52..
however I would just like to add I am mightly impressed with the apparent wealth of knowledge on here as to the seedier locations in London to visit