Hilarious!
Thanks, Max, that post made my day as the most inept pot-stirring attempt in history!
Tell you what, next time I strap on my EK 777-300 I'll urge the F/O to apply to Ryanair to ensure a better life for himself and his family.
If I am not removed from the flight for being patently insane I promise to send any printable responses your way.
If by chance I do find someone who really misses poverty, exhaustion, and six landings a day in some of the most obscure and sunless spots on the planet you will get a new union member!