OK, let’s see where we ended up [at least, in my mind!].
Firstly, there was no bonus for getting close to my first thought, which was “Behind You!!”
The
Topical Joke Award is equally, and justifiably, shared by:
Penny Washers - “Security arrangements for next year's Conservative Party Conference will be toughened up. The extra smoke, however, might provoke the PM's cough.”
Danny42C - “Viva Catalonia!”
JAVELIN BOY - “Who had the idea to use Woodall Spa as a riot training ground?”
Honourable Mentions go to:
Buster Hyman - “The Mosul Line Dancing Society reinstated their Winter Ball.”
andytug - ”Sir..... when you said we were going out clubbing I was rather hoping it would involve alcohol and women......."
squeaker - “Ok, has anyone seen the carrots?”
And now the Winners, in reverse order.
In Third Place,
Originally Posted by Cows getting bigger
"You dancin'?"
"You asking?””
The Runner-Up -
Originally Posted by andytug
"Remember, the first one to see the enemy has to shout Bang or they don't get awarded the kill!"
And the new, albeit temporary, holder of the Coffman Starter Trophy is …
Originally Posted by Nutloose
"Extreme Snooker will never catch on you know"
A delightfully 'off the wall' contribution! Applause for the winner, please, and over to you
Nutloose. I shall pour myself a glass of wine to celebrate