Kee-risht - I seem to have stirred up a nest of scorpions on this thread, and as you have read yourselves, it is not just my experience of you Scorps. - MPN11, on my next visit to Jersey to see my aunt and cousins I'll come and throw stones at your windows (I'll set the parish Centenier on ya).
Danny, to call me a "base fellow" when your last comment on my character was to comment on how "sage" my historic posts had been confirms how fickle the 15 minutes of fame we are all allocated these days really is!
Seriously tho' there must be some kindly scorpios out there - it's just that in my 70 years on this, the 3rd rock out from the sun, I have not been fortunate enough to meet them.
As always, I live in hope!
Ian BB