I was shown a copy of this letter at LGW this morning. [ and no ,,,, I definitely don't work for Ryanair]
Firstly , I questioned the authenticity of the letter as it's pretty universally acknowledged that this obnoxious little leprechaun doesn't do contrition.
The colleague who had shown me "the letter" reassured me that it wasn't a 'wind-up' , but all I could hear was a gearbox being crunched into reverse.
What's that old saying about , "if it sounds too good to be true".
No pressure from the shareholders then Michael ?
And there was daft old me thinking that it was Neil Kinnock who'd written "The longest suicide note in history".