LOL--good wind up.
Ya forgot to put a requirement for law degree with particular emphasis on contractural law, nations of basing laws, and laws of nations/provinces/states of operations and origins of all individuals working for the company.
Can be a real minefield if one doesn't know what one is doing.
Or I guess ya could just fix what is broken and get someone who smiles a lot and makes people happy. Naw, too easy.