Originally Posted by
Time2Win
You've made a great decision to come to cx.
On your first day, you'll be issued a company Breitling and given keys to the flat of your choice.
The flying is incredible too, you're gonna enjoy sitting in the dark for hours on end. At least you won't have to worry about getting tanned.
The people are really nice. Flights attendants are great, their English is high class. Management are always compassionate if you are having issues. Feel free to tell the medical department anything, they have not been known to throw a temper tantrum over small things like taking vitamins.
Take a nice deep breath of the fresh air.... Full of carcinogens and msg.
Welcome to the team boet
Ironically, this is the same advise that was given to Time2Win.
Ironically he never got the irony and joined anyway.
My advise;
Follow Time2Win's actions.
Assess your options.
Discover there are none.
Join and enjoy being pimped out by all and sundry as the latest warm arse on a seat.
And Time2Wn is right. The cabin crew won't respect you either.