I've had multiple cop cars tool into the strip several times because some old dude next door keeps calling them and saying a planes crashed into the woods. Ive asked the cops to remind the silly old bastard that it's me, at the airfield he walks his dog at and he knows fine well I haven't "crashed into the trees again" but they say he gets tanked up in the afternoons and forgets stuff.
It's going to be a right bastard when I do actually duff it in and he ignores me.