1. Ponce about at airshows wearing oakleys and baseball caps, hands in pockets, smoking, sleeves rolled up, with hilarious badges combining drinking/flying/studying themes on your grobags. All while explaining to impressed air cadets how you are all going to fly Typhoon once graduated from Sleaford Tech.
2. Ponce about at IOT, constantly reminding direct-entry officer cadets of your ball-bouncingly funny japes at 'uni', how zany you all were and how many times you won the aeros trophy... and how this is just an attendance course for "us on cadetships.. you know".
3. Ponce about at Linton and wear an air of superiority in front of all JEFTS studes in the bar, using hand-movements to describe to the other Harrier and Typhoon pilots fresh from 'uni' what its really like to be a god at 240 kts. And sing all your old UAS songs very loud at Happy Hour too.
4. Ponce about at Valley in front of any dribbling, obviously retarded SARTU stude, and tell him how you were meant to go straight from 'uni' to Typhoon, and North Wales really cramps your social life. And explain to said helicopter stude how easy that 'Huey' on the other side of the airfield looks to fly, and.... "aren't we lucky to have you chaps here to pick us up from short-finals if we stall the jet and have to bang out...."
