My favourites are
1. "Im here representing Britain in the Hide and seek world championship. Quick get down and hide"
"why?"
"the French are in"
"I cant see them"
"of course you cant the're hiding!!"
2. I work for Gosard the bra people and Im on a standiziation trip to compare European Breast with American Breast sizes. I have an innate ability to feel a pair and know exactly what size they are