I nearly crashed my airplane earlier today.
I am sure this guy must be one of the Guard Police and probably has elements of the Guard children in there too.
Working with Lisboa this afternoon and speed control in the cruise was being used to sequence us and a few others into FAO. We had just been given a Mach restriction and then:
Lisboa: Ryanair XXX reduce speed Mach decimal 75.
Ryanair: No, I don't want to slow down. I want to get home. It's my daughters birthday today.
But then what really made me cry out loud was:
Lisboa: Eh, OK then maintain your speed.
Seriously people, what is the world coming to....?