Saturday 1 Some Sleaford Tech BFT studes decide not to tell girls in nightclubs that they are pilots, because they've been blown out so many times and it's old hat anyway...they meet a couple of girls:
Girl: What do you do for a living then?
Stude: (Thinking quickly) Er...I'm a mortician.
Girl: (Who actually
is a mortician - whoops!): Shouldn't I know you? Where do you work, then?
Saturday 2 Suitably humbled after Saturday 1, the studes now have their stories together
before hitting the clubs. Meet another couple of chicks...
Girl 1: What do you do for a living, then?
Stude: (suavely): I'm in life assurance.
Girl 2: Bollocks - look at his aircrew watch!
Stude:
Gadget 