Whilst wearing your favourite Che Guevara or "Adihash" T-shirt under your flying suit, enquire if Clothing Stores does NUS Discount for your replacement beret after you actually believed a 60 degree wash was the best way to get it moulded. Alternatively, win the respect and admiration of regular personnel by simply not moulding your beret. Explain to the SWO that "the moulded look is out", and you're not allowed to handle boiling water without a responsible adult present anyway. Claim aircrew prioirty at the med-centre to hasten the removal of pace-stick from arse.