You could always nip in to WH Smith airside and buy a Daily Telegraph and get a half litre bottle of water for free. But seriously, haven't we got bigger fish to fry than this ? Recently moved up north and now using Manchester for the first time. I had the temerity to leave my asthma inhaler in my hand baggage last month and not in the plastic bag I was supposed to use. It delayed me by 20 minutes and they left me in no doubt that in their eyes I was no better than dog dirt on their shoes. Best leave it there before I say something I'll REALLY regret....