Had to laugh at today's Friday Fibber. Lots of delays on the Freighter due to crewing issues (which is not particularly funny) but had a good chortle about the 14 hour delay due to a problem with the left hand seat.... no doubt the problem was there was no Captain to sit on it.
With the freight market doing well, you'd think the Company would be keen to resolve any outstanding issues with the 747 pilots (beyond some sprinkles of Illy coffee and a handful of curry flavoured air fresheners)
Time to win folks... time to win...
Ducking Pilots.