Looks like Photobucket have kicked me out on the street! Bearing in mind that they want a small fortune for me to upgrade my account to release my photos, (which I'm definitely not going to pay, btw), I'll bug out and judge the answers now!
So, Buster, you have the reins, please continue, preferably not using Photobucket.
"You'd never have thought that this little pebble here could do that....."