Sorry, late tea, got distracted with our 40s weekend. Runners up:
Andytug "Yes sir, we ran the plans through Photoshop with plenty of copy and paste, then leaked them to the Russians..."
Wensleydale The replacement for the Shetlands Tug was not as subtle as first expected.
Traffic is er Was I believe there is a cream that one can apply liberally that should ease most of that swelling.
but what had me spluttering was:
Shytorque Being winter time, the eight start crew argued long and hard about who's turn it was to swim round to the other wing.
Over to you Sir/Madam
Last edited by Pontius Navigator; 15th Jul 2017 at 16:07.