I hope nobody takes offence at this reply, but the amazing, (sadly, very real) content, made me laugh my a** off!!
The "Family Fortunes" TV show format is, I'm sure, understood just about everywhere.
The stupid responses by stupid family members to simple questions are legend. In fact, the UK magazine "Private Eye", regularly publishes a list of the most recent "Howlers"!
Here is the "King" of unbelievable answers...
Les Dennis, the UK gameshow host says, "One hundred people were surveyed, and the top five answers are on the board, fastest on the buzzer takes control of the game. In the survey we asked, - 'Name a dangerous race?'..
....What was the fastest response by a stupid family member?...... The Grand National?... The Monaco Grand Prix?...The Paris-Dakar Rally?... The Whitbread Round the World Yacht Race?..........
No, "The Arabs".