Was told yesterday that they want to increase the 737 and A330 flying by 10%. After I had picked myself off the ground and wiped the tears of laugher away I was wondering if they would random drug test management to see what they are smoking. They can barely Crew the aircraft now. Pilot with slots are held back, I heard of an FO doing command training whose allowances had been increased by three times. His simulators have gone to one every two weeks. The sausage machine is blocking up. Chickens are coming home to roost!!!!