When a baby was born to a Kuwaiti lady on our BAC 1-11 on route from Dubai to Abu Dhabi, in the mid 1970's when we counted our delays in days rather than hours, I issued a press release about how wonderful it was, how well-trained the crew were, how pleased we all were, etc etc.
The Gulf News ran with it as their front page splash next day. But the headline was...
GULF AIR - AN EARLY ARRIVAL AT LAST!