When a crew member says to you "no more to drink, you've had too much"
Thats it! Don't argue, don't try and sweet talk your way out of it. That's the final answer. It's not done to be nasty. It's done for your own safety and well- being! 1 in the air is worth 2 on the ground!
Please remember your manners! People seem to forget them when they step onto an aircraft and find it very difficult to say please and thank you!
If you've had a good flight - tell the crew. It usually makes our day to hear we've made someone elses.
If you want a special meal - ORDER IT! Please don't just expect us to have it and then treat us with contempt when we don't have one on board.
Don't go and seat yourself in business/first class when you're actually supposed to be in economy. Other pax have paid for those seats. It's not fair if you take advantage! And it's also very embarrassing for you when you're herded back to the rest of the cattle ; ) (that is a joke guys! Don't go taking offence!)
Hmmm - will I just help you write the book TonyT?!
