DJ B - did you notice the little white clips on some of the instruments ?
Pilots they are for reminding them about what speed to fly, but they arent really, they are all so clever they just know the speed. That way they can use the clips to hold upto 7 previous days page3 girls.
Many use double sided tape to stick a pic of their kids to the console, in case they nearly crash. I dont do that anymore as I spill my coffee too much.
Mind you those foot rests are bloody comfy.