Some very pleasing entries. Mine would have been a rather wordy "Questioned about the President's generous gift of new gliders to the Air Cadets, the Press Officer explained that bikes are unpowered and these bikes had just flown, hadn't they, therefore they were gliders."
However, it's been very hard to choose a winner from these three:
Runners up
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Andytug
"See, President Trump is taking action to combat global warming after all!"
Shytorque
"When I asked the President what we were going to do about re-cycling he said to take the bikes back for a refund!"
Winner:
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Wensleydale
Wanting to have a more popular person to run for the next President of the United States, the Republican party looked towards Lance Armstrong....
The CST is on its way to Yorkshire.