In the Oz air force training schools, when the weather turned out like that, we would hold a Flight Safety Meeting at a beachside pub which had a lunchtime strip show. Sadly, the local authorities were concerned that little kiddies could wander into such a meeting and see ladies with their naughty bits showing. An edict was edicted: No more daytime strip shows!
The pubs were pretty smart, so they changed things a little, and the ladies would walk out naked and proceed to put their clothes ON.