Time for some results:
I had not come across Dr. FOD until a link to the old instructional film was given on one of the other Pprune forums. Whatever was wrong with a presentation of this kind? I am sure the 'girls' did not mind being 'exploited.'
Anyway, C 52's caption based on Dr. FOD was much appreciated, and he gets to hold the CST for the next week or so. It will arrive by sidecar being towed by motorbike (perhaps.) The ultimate in luxury transport!
"Observe how careless assembly of the sidecar leads to the deposition of a large item of FOD. Now my long-legged assistant will dismount from the sidecar and remove it from the road, and will bend double as she scours the road for any smaller items of FOD."
HHornet - welcome to the endless party! Nobody gets toey here!