Well, end of the week so probably time to start afresh.
Some terrific entries but my top 3 are as follows...
The irreverent
PingDit with...
"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"
The spoonerisms of
TIEW with...
Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!
But the
CST for this round goes to...
The tackle tickling
Dan Gerous with...
So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.
Oi vei!!!!