I've long thought of doing a guide to airfields based on Amiability and Caff facilities - perhaps a "star" rating kind of thing. From this thread 5 stars to Sywell and IMHO Zero for Southampton, who DO think they are Heathrow!
Actually, Heathrow, provided you don't want to go there at night are reasonably slick.
Perhaps Pooleys can stick its neck out and add a rating system?