How about the ASR last month where the Captain kicked out the supernumerary crew girl before take-off on her first flight due to her asking questions...
He asked why we should have supernumerary crew in a 'critical' phase.
He then commented that she didn't come back during the cruise to finish asking her questions.
Well of course she didn't! I can imagine!
How miserable can you get? Truly embarrassing to read - Was probably one of you lot.