My sources tell me that the offer of the new contract has resulted in a stampede of 3 pilots rushing in to sign on the dotted line.
The lack of enthusiasm demonstrated by the other 150 odd pilots has left management scratching their heads wondering why they have not come in to collect the new contract.
So to save the pilots from walking in the heat to HR and avoid another stampede they have now decided to email the contract to each pilot expecting them to sign it with enthusiasm and return it immediately.
Really???
Oh Lagona, you've done it again!