Plebs we may be but there is so much info out there about licence conversion that the answer should not be too hard to find.
Calling CASA or an Australian based flight training provider would be the first things that come to mind. Failing that then maybe try pprune.
I generally find people sometimes don't want to do any research themselves, just get the answer from somebody else.
I would say the sarcastic comments are a response to this phenomenon.