No, please don't even think for one moment that you've upset me. Far from it; it does us good to get all the goods and bads of our companies out into the open. Also, inter-company chat (especially those that get to chat in the Excel) is always a good means of ensuring the truth is told :-)
Given the choice between NCA and AJX I would choose AJX. You guys do some really stupid duties and with your lack of decent commuting and lots of deadheading I really think the AJX deal is marginally better. However, as I said above, AJX has got significantly worse recently and we're now looking at the sort of rosters and stupid scheduling that we had about five years ago and caused a lot of trouble.
I think I'll win the lottery instead of all this crap and concentrate on my golf skills.