Try and beat me to the emergency exit. I will climb over you and your attempts at getting your bags. I spend almost as much time in the air as air crew of late. The only things I check every time during the briefing really are:
- count the rows to the exit back and fro.
- check where your life vest is, physically, touch it, can you reach it, is it there (had missing vests before!)
- know that you actually have to pull on the oxy mask canula to get the flow going
- know where the portable O2 is
- yell at anyone getting up before the FSB sign is off.
That's pretty much it. And god do I wish those multilingual airlines would simplify things and have a single safety video in native tongue and english subs!