Dressed up as a hostie once, she donned my Senior Captain in the Field uniform and we dived (doved ?) into the hotac pool. Reported for an incident by jealous, boring, old, senior capt in the field. I was threatened to be placed back on short-haul only. Didn't get as far as the CAA. My engine-failure into TFS was different but none of this stopped me from getting some top offers, from top employers, years later. Chill.