Runners up are MPN11 with
"I reckon it's beyond repair, but British Gas will give you a £50 allowance against a new one, Sir."
Buster with
Sir. Is it okay for me to get my Tie out from under it?
Pasta was very close to picking up the CS trophy with
Ah, I can see why it didn't go off. Look, it's made by Volkswagen. Their stuff only works properly under laboratory conditions...
But I am going to give it to Danny with
The Manual says: 'Light the Blue Paper and Retire Quickly' ......."I wasn't thinking of PVR so soon !"
Well done Danny